Baby talk

Came across a cute little book (quotes from children) in Borders last Friday. I quickly typed and saved some of the quotes that made me smile into my phone. Here they are:

'When you love someone, your eyelashes go up and down quickly and little stars come out of you.'

'If you want someone to fall in love with you, tell them you own lots of candy stores.'

'If falling in love is like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.'

'When you fall in love, I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something... I hope it's not too sore.'

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.'

'Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

'I was shopping with my Dad and saw a sign called menswear. I don't see what men swearing has to do with shopping or even why they swear in the first place.'

'Have I got it right that Dad is Mom's husband and Mom is Dad's life?'

'Mom sometimes tells me I put my shoes on the wrong feet but they're the only feet I have.'

'I saw one of Mommy's magazines yesterday and asked her what it was for. She said it tells girls how to make themselves look pretty. This is silly cos' it's obvious all they have to do is smile.' - Isn't this one sweet? If only it really works this way... :)

'Mommy, which one is my sweet tooth?'

'My Grandma told me that she can't remember what age she'll be this year... I told her to look in her underwear. Mine says I'm 4.'

'My teacher told me mushrooms grow in damp places. Is that why they look like umbrellas?'

'Never be too full for dessert.' - Now this one we all know. ^_^